Goblins, Pirates, Countrymen,

Greetings from the internet’s largest IB question bank.

We’ve been officially banned from Slack so if you’re reading this consider yourself lucky. Share this newsletter with your friends💅(or don’t)

First, stop emailing me about Banking Stories & Why — we did our best to get it to you before the start of coffee chats and it is here now, be grateful cousin. We have an analyst in the back who stayed up all night as I dictated it to her. I would highly recommend that you read that doc and use Coffee Chat to refine your story (or don’t?).

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Platform updates:

  • Absolutely beautiful new design

  • Daily goal bar so you can build your base with consistency

  • ‘Select All’ and ‘Clear’ buttons - ok we should have thought of this one earlier

Coming soon

  • We’re adding 400Q’s and Red Book

  • We’ll be adding ANSWERS to our vault of questions

  • Door is open for coffee chats / coaching sign up on Offer Goblin

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Ever yours,

The Offer Goblin

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